Truly the wildest conspiracy theory I’ve ever seen

Most of my readers know that Age of Autism can come up with some real doozies, but this one doesn’t just take the cake, it takes the pie and the plate and the silverware and the tablecloth as well. Remember the plane crash that killed several key members of the Polish government? Well if we’re to believe the AoA commenter, the plane was deliberately brought down by Big Pharma because Poland didn’t offer the H1N1 vaccine last year.

I hate to say this, but the only other site that I’ve seen with the same general tone as AoA is Stormfront (I’m obviously not linking to it).

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3 Responses to Truly the wildest conspiracy theory I’ve ever seen

  1. sharon says:

    You can’t, as they say, make this stuff up huh?
    I can’t go to AofA, I just don’t have the stomach for it.
    Great blog BTW.

  2. Nidreya says:

    Cannabis can cure cancer? Fuck my other daughter, she’s for sale too.

  3. Minerva Le says:

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    All responses and feedback’s are truly welcomed bye!

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